Why Midwest Emo is the Greatest Genre of Music, fight me!
By Elwood P. Eckrison
Will this post have anything to do with midwest emo? Probably not, but the veracity of the title is unassailable. In any case, I recommend listening to “Paint” by The Paper Kites (not midwest emo) whilst reading this post; really sets the tone. Mayhaps you can take a step into my aura for a moment…
[Please Hold]
…sorry, I stepped away to smoke a fag. Anyway, you ever wonder why your mind feels broken*? I do.
*Or, mayhaps, you know that your brain is broken. Look at you Mr. Moneybags; you can afford a brain scan, with little nodules and gizmos and everything! You’d make Mary Shelley proud!
My priest once lovingly told me - after a fairly brutal conversation - that I suffer from a very serious condition… the Human Condition.
Keep on keepin’ on, fellas.
- Elwood