The impetus for starting a blog like this rests almost entirely in my dear friend Matthew's homoerotic fantasies. It all started yesterday when he sent me a thirty-page love letter (that I didn't read, but nonetheless appreciated for the gesture), waxing-poetic about the color of my eyes, the shape of my figure, the way I make him belly-laugh whilst reciting haikus under the shade of the massive oak tree that sways beside our town's old, dilapidated school house, etc., etc. The chemistry, in that moment, was so palpable that, we both agreed, all of you should be present to participate in it as well.
And here you are...
In all seriousness (though not too serious), my dear reader, the purpose of this here blog is to provide a vessel for the fellas behind 3rd Position Nutrition and The Hyperborean Lodge (and of course, the occasional guest - such as myself) to discuss all manner of interesting topics. Perhaps on one day we’ll discuss the charming, lighthearted wit of Søren Kierkegaard whilst plunging the unimaginable depths of his profound intellect. Then, perhaps, the next day we’ll talk about how to make your miniature member less miniature. Who really knows?
In any case, on behalf of the whole team, we’re glad you’re here. Be sure to tune in again in the near future for more. Cheers!
- Elwood